Language Select “the band ritalin bath clinic violated me this january. I was a big fan of their music and found out I lived nearby, after a brief conversation on the messaging app kik I payed them a visit. windle bee kept pulling my hair and blowing smoke into my face, kelly benus just laughed and poked me with sharp objects and joseph slyme never broke eye contact as he told me about his “waifus”. then they turned on their amps, the first chord was so loud my neck immediately snapped, my skin melted, and my eyeballs burst. I am currently writing this in a bed at bostons children hospital.” - Michael Collins, Age 10 "Hello everypony! Rika Furude here!! This band is so cool and mysterious! Almost as mysterious as the murders in hinamizawa..." - Rika Furude “this band drugged me then forced me to listen to a 10 hour slowed down version of their album” - Jared Knabenbauer "i saw these guys live and joseph gave me his room key (you know what that means ;)) joseph strangled me and i woke up tied up in the bathtub with a washcloth over my mouth and nose slits were cut for my yes so i could see the face of that who has my life in their hands. they pulled out a bottle of crystal pepsi and poured it slowly on the wash cloth adheasing it to my face, i thought I was a goner but the taste of the crystal pepsi (discontinued 1994) helped me realize there is hope in the world. after the struggle they took me to denny's and got me a big boy meal ☺ ︎all around joseph is a cool dude." - david novak

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