ABOUT THE “BAND”

The New England rock band Ritalin Bath Clinic The Rock Band Band is from Massachusetts and they rock the whole East Coast classic rock n’ roll style. They live in a dome called “The 13th Layer” made from pure mercury and pure will of the mind. Reading this text is a bind/curse that is permanent and your family is in danger. The only sustenance required for the band members is Salvia 90x extract and pure Robitussin, the reason for this being “The Event, January 1st 2025.” Your IP address is 98.222.207.106. Here are some briefs about the “band members”.

Windle Mugshot Slime

WINDLE BEE

AGE:14 in human years 276 in pleadian timescale

FAV FOOD: anything blue

FAV COLOR: red

LIKES: weed, being under the influence, finding candy, stealing, pointy objects, threatening people and being feared

DISLIKES: running out of DMT, living past 30, being conscious, the smell of food, human mouths, chewing, and god.
WINDLES CORNER

Joseph Mugshot Slime

JOSEPH SLYME

AGE: 11

FAV FOOD: Circus Peanuts

FAV COLOR: Beige

LIKES: Ripping and shredding epic hair metal solos, sniffing glue, contemplating the dome and its complexities, writing poems, dissecting small animals (just to learn anatomy!), anime porn, and sleeping.

DISLIKES: People who hold the door for you, people who say “please” or “thank you”, miracles, magic, having to go without my maids when I am on a cruise, and parties without a salvia circle.
JOSEPHS CORNER

Kelly Mugshot Slime

KELLY BENUS

AGE: UNKNOWN

FAV FOOD: Meow Mix Irresistibles Soft Chicken Cat Treats, 3-oz bag

FAV COLOR: RED fish, BLUE fish

LIKES: Crocheting voodoo dolls of my enemies for torture time, collecting dna samples from strangers, using cat litter boxes as a toilet , Eating cat treats, sailing at exactly 2:34am, watching Ozzy Osborn sleep,anything Pokémon

DISLIKES: People who are really good at yo-yoing, waiters, really cold drinks, Massachusetts, Creed - One last breath, the sounds solar panels make
KELLYS CORNER